Funny things the Moppet says

To her mother, in the morning: "I don't want to go to Ikea, mommy. I don't want to go to Ikea." (A sentiment daddy can certainly endorse!)

In imitation of you-know-who: "That is not acceptible!"

To no one in particular: "I'm Belle the Cucumber." (Methinks we need to limit the intake of Beauty & The Beast and Veggietales!)