Not in the Manhattan fishbowl, and oh so glad

Memo to Jossip: it's called quality songwriting and musicianship. That's why Fiona Apple or India.Arie would ever be considered for a cover story. (And, conversely, why Britney never would be.)

Oh, and the "plenty?" That can be understood, 'round these parts, as "one." (And Godric was working from home that day. Drat the luck.)

Still, we li'l ol' yokuls here in Georgia are chuffed that the snide Gotham eff-offs at Jossip (suggested motto: "We have Jude Law's Johnson") would even notice.